Things I Said Today
True quotes from my conversations today:
- "My body is a finely tuned killing machine."
- "When you plan a wedding, you are supporting organized crime."
- "If I eat that [slice of pizza], I am just begging to be laid up on the can later."
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Things I said Today:
"You know, if you suck on these nicotine lozenges long enough, they start tasting like orange pez."
"Of course this research is a bunch of malarkey, Nielsen makes these ratings up."
"Wow, that skirt is so short I think I can see that her ovaries. The first warm day of the year always distinguishes the sluts from the ladies."
Nice work Fago!
-Mgmt
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