Rules of Vending Machine Club

#1 - The first rule of Vending Machine Club is, you do not talk about Vending Machine Club.

#2 - The second rule of Vending Machine Club is, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT VENDING MACHINE CLUB.

#3 - If food comes out of the machine, the game is over.

#4 - $0.75 to a press.

#5 - One person presses buttons at a time.

#6 - No gloves, no peeking.

#7 - You will press buttons randomly as long as you need to.

#8 - If this is your first time to Vending Machine Club, you will press buttons.

[If this seems bizarre, it's kind of an inside thing so don't feel too bad.]