Closure to the Finger Chili Mystery

In case you didn't see it elsewhere, the finger from the fraudulent Wendy's chili debacle has an owner:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7844274/

My sentencing guidelines for the judge who gets this case:

- Woman in question: Has to eat the finger and has to work at Wendy's for 5 years without pay. PLUS prison time.

- Husband: Has to stay married to her and work as an unpaid fry cook at Wendy's for 5 years. He's already in custody for something else. Nice work.

- Finger-supplying friend: Gets rest of hand taken off, but as a silver lining he gets a robotic hand a la Luke Skywalker in the end of The Empire Strikes Back.