Michael Jackson is Nuts

Groundbreaking news, I know. I normally try to avoid politics and mainstream current events on this blog, but these quotes from Jackson are too weird not to post here:

http://www.thisislondon.com/til/jsp/modules/Article/print.jsp?itemId=18573425

Chimps cleaning his ranch. Identical DNA to humans. No voice for the kids.

I am just speechless. This is comedy that writes itself.