Excellent Response from Johnsonville

If the following seems perplexing, please read my previous post:

Dear Andrew:

We appreciate you taking the time to write us with your questions regarding our Beddar with Cheddar Bratwurst! We are pleased to hear of your interest in our products.

As soon as I got your email, I knew I had to respond to you, STAT! You see, I have seen this type of thing before, and I know just the remedy. I just knew I had to let you know, to save you from facing hospitalization, where surely, you would get no Bratwurst!

All you need to do is go to one of these stores:

[blah blah blah, but the gist is that Pathmark carries these badboys!]