8:54 PM - Waldbaums, Staten Island, NY
I'm on line at the register with 7 bottles of baby formula. In front of me is a morbidly obese woman, perhaps in her late 40's or so. Laid in front of her are 9 x 16-packs of Borden American Cheese Food Singles (that's 144 singles for those who struggle with math) laid out in 3 separate piles of 3 packs each. On top of each 3-pack pile is a stapled set of 3 coupons for said cheese food.
Without reading the coupon, I just know they are a "limit 3" kind of deal. After all, why ring them up in 3 separate batches if that's not the case?
The register girl, a chubby woman in her early 30's with a horrifying lower lip piercing, dutifully wrings up the 3 separate cheese piles. About halfway through she remarks, "That's a lot of cheese." The customer replies, "We really like cheese! And, after all, it's barbecue season. Everyone likes cheeseburgers!"
The register girl apparently agrees with this sentiment heartily, as she exclaims, "Of course! It's a crime to eat a burger without cheese!"
4 Comments:
I think I know what all of that cheese is for...
She is trying to be Homer Simpson
Quotes from the episode
Homer: Mmmmm... 64 slices of American cheese. 64 (munch munch munch)... 63 (munch munch munch) (cut to much later)
Homer: 2... (munch munch munch) ... 1 (munch munch munch)
Marge: Homer, have you been up all night eating cheese?
Homer: I think I'm blind.
you are totaly nuts luv mom
seems like you have toooooo much time on your hands go help your wife with the baby!stop fooling around with your obsession with food.the world will think that you must be morbidly obese also.must be all those years of sucking weight.
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