The King of Leftovers

I am the King of Leftovers. I toot my own horn more often that probably I should, but I really am good at creatively disposing of existing food.

The two most recent examples:

• Input: Cooked hot dogs, hamburgers, buns, and normal condiments
• Process: Chop up hot dogs and hamburgers into little bits, mix, heat, place in hot dog buns topped with ketchup and mustard
• Result: Frankenburgers - It's like there's a BBQ in my mouth and everyone's invited

• Input: Cooked hot dogs, buns, delicious humus
• Process: Heat hot dogs, place on bun, top with humus
• Result: Humus Dogs - Not rocket science, nor is it creatively named, but it tastes like something you'd get from a street vendor in downtown Beirut