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Monday, February 27, 2006

Extra Arms

I think it would be so awesome to just have an extra pair of arms located below your regular arms. If you've ever tried to screw something together the advantages become immediately obvious.

I don't even care if I am the only one with the extra arms. Yes, I'd be mocked and perhaps feared as a freak - but so what? Life's hard for everyone. At least this way I'd have the extra arms.

I can see many, many benefits in the following areas, to name a few:

- Mechanical tasks: aforemention screwing tasks, e.g.
- Computer use: imagine, 2 mice and one keyboard at the same time!
- Lovemaking: use your imagination here
- Fighting: a la Goro from Mortal Kombat
- General multitasking: scratching while reading, driving while changing stations, etc.

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