How Hot Is It?

Man, is it hot in my home office. I mean, really hot. It's 10 PM and my thermometer still reads 85 degrees. Imagine what it was during the hot part of the day. And did I mention stuffy. My mousing hand is getting sweaty.

I generally like things on the warm side, but this is ridiculous. I am thinking of recycling my body fluids to stay properly hydrated. I might split the cat's head open to suck the precious water from his brain. Yes - it's THAT hot.