OMG!! I'm Shocked! Not Lance!

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Did you know that Lance Bass from N*Sync is gay!?!?! Who knew? I thought, you know, with all those screaming girls, that boy band members would be so macho and hetero. Oh, now all my feelings about the music industry have changed.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,205688,00.html

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