A Little Air Travel Poem

After 4 days spent on as many flight and doing time in 5 different airports (including all 3 NYC area airports), I've decided to write an acrostic poem to commemorate my favorite combination of airline and airport - DELTA at JFK. Enjoy:

D is for abundant Delays and utter Disorganization

E is for Empty promises to clueless passengers being ignored by your Employees

L is for Long Lines from ticketing to security, and even at the food court

T is for Tremednous Time wasted at every Turn

A is for Apathetic Attitudes on display by everyone working at their airport

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J is for Jams from the runways to the gates

F is for Forgetting about making your meeting on time, because you're Far too delayed for that

K is for Kicking me figuratively in the groin at every possible moment