Global Warming

Dear Mr. Gore,

I have been enjoying this lovely weather of late. New York temperatures in mid-December do not typically make it into the 60's. Thank you for inventing global warming (and with it, of course, ending the last ice age). The Internet is also very cool - thanks for that.

What do I need to do personally to ensure continued balmy winters? Should I purchase a Hummer? Burn tires? Regularly style my hair with aerosol spray products? Any advice would be most appreciated.

Sincerely,

A Delighted Citizen