Mr Baggy Pants

Hey there, Mr Baggy Pants... Can't you see that I'm barreling down the street at like 45 MPH? Why are you moving so slowly? Do you think those baggy pants of yours are going to stop my Toyota? Don't think so. Come on... Do baggy pants make you walk slow? Now I have to hit the break because you gotta mosey across the middle of the street in your baggy pants while I have a green light. I don't like you very much, Mr Baggy Pants.

I Pity the Fool

Yes, Mr T is back. First name - Mr. Middle name - period. Last name - T.

If you haven't see the ads or the show yet, TV Land is now airing a show called "I Pity the Fool" in which Mr T goes around "straightening some fools out." Seems like some kind of motivational speaking gig meets reality TV.

I did, in fact, watch and enjoy the first episode. To be honest, the show could probably really suck but I'd still love the fact that Mr T is back on television. As I told my wife, "the had me at T."

Stoned Professor

Wonder what you are paying for in your kid's college tuition? Apparently, this guy's stash.

Thanks to JD for finding this gem.

Dogzilla

Anyone who has ever purchased this item or considered purchasing it, should immediately punch themselves in the face.