Goodbye Saddam

The world is a better place without you. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Gerald Ford RIP

President Ford proved that pipe smoking Republicans can live to 93. Thank you.

Why couldn't it have been Carter?

Rocky Balboa

I don't know anything about this movie other than the ads I've seen. I seriously hope he dies at the end. I hope he gets beat up and dies. I am just appauled that they made this movie. Haven't we seen enough of this? I'd really like to see something different and final - i.e. Rocky dies.

I liked some of the other Rocky movies, but things went south long before Mr. T hit the canvas at the end of Rocky III. This needs to end here. Actually, it needed to end a long time ago.

Global Warming

Dear Mr. Gore,

I have been enjoying this lovely weather of late. New York temperatures in mid-December do not typically make it into the 60's. Thank you for inventing global warming (and with it, of course, ending the last ice age). The Internet is also very cool - thanks for that.

What do I need to do personally to ensure continued balmy winters? Should I purchase a Hummer? Burn tires? Regularly style my hair with aerosol spray products? Any advice would be most appreciated.

Sincerely,

A Delighted Citizen

Just Say No...

To Dark Sith Lords

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFKaLfs68Sk

(Thanks Vlad)